OMG!!!! You’d better watch this! It’ll be the funniest six seconds of your day! The first time I saw this, I didn’t think it was that funny, until I watched it over and over again! Just watch it more than once if you don’t think it’s funny the first time.

Tell me to put on a video if you wanna see it. CYA!!

My friends on AskRachel.com, (www.askracheltheshow.wordpress.com) told a funny joke!! I just wanted to tell it, because you might like it.

There was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head on the loose. They were all girl criminals, who were being chased by a police officer. They all came across a barn. They found hay, and behind the hay, was a cow, a horse, and a potatoe sack. The brunette hid behind the cow, the red-head behind the horse, and the blond behind the potatoe sack. The police officer decided to take a look inside. He found the cow, and asked, “Have you seen a blond, a brunette, and a red-head?” The brunette answered behind the cow, “MOO! MOO!” Then, the officersaid, “Oh right. Cows can’t talk.” Then, he went to the horse. He asked, “Have you seen a blond, a brunette, and a red-head?” The red-head answered behind the horse, “NEIGH! NEIGH!” The officer said, “Oh right. Horses can’t talk either.” Lastly, he went to the potatoe sack and asked, “Have you seen a blond, a brunette, and a red-head?” The blond answered behind the potatoe sack, “PO-TA-TOE SAAACK!!!!”

Isn’t that joke funny? Talk to me.

This song is AWESOME!!!!!!! I’d give it an 8 out of 10, which is DA BOMB!! The lyrics have a lot of meaning, and you just gotta see the video! Very dramatic. The only flaw is Diddy ruins the last bit. No offense Diddy. You’re still great!

Thanks for watching!

This song is so awesome! It’s got a lot of beat, and it was smart for Maddona to add Justin into this. It is just about the coolest song EVER!! I’m so glad Maddona finally made a comeback! She is really good, and she knows how to get her songs into this century. At first, I thought this song was gonna be old-school, but it was cool! I hope this song is a hit!

See ya ppl soon!

P.S. I was gonna put a video on, but the new WordPress is a little more complicated than the old one, so I tried, but it didn’t work. I even looked at the Frequently Asked Questions slot, but it had the directions for the OLD WordPress. SOMEONE HELP!!!!

Hi ppl! I wanted to give you the link to my Zwinky profile, so I am! You get to see what I sort of look like, and my buddies, and the Znotes that ppl left for me! Here’s the link:

profile.zwinky.com/zwinkyprofile/main.jhtml?username=pupluver1997

If that doesn’t come up as a link, type it in your toolbar at the top of the computer screen. I hope you like my profile!

As I was watching Oprah a few weeks ago, Dr. Oz was talking about how important water is. But, he said something that surprises me:

“… but it is not nesassarally true that you need eight glasses of water a day. I would say, about four.”

I definately believe him. He is a doctor, right? But, look at another quote made by a doctor that I found on Google the other day:

“… at least six to eight glasses of water a day. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t do it, but you will be less thirsty throughout the day, and your ammune system will be a lot more active.”

Pretty weird, right? Tell me what you think.

Did you watch KCA (Kid’s Choice Awards) on March 29th, 2008? If you didn’t, or haven’t even heard of it, I’ll tell you what it’s about.

It’s a show that comes only once a year on a kids channel called Nickelodeon (or Nick). In that show, kids get to pick the winners for different categories, such as favorite female singer, or favorite male actor. But, it’s not as boring as the Oscars, or the Grammys. In this show, there’s green SLIME!! People all over the audience get slimed, including the celebs. But, at the end, celebs have to get enough slime so that the host is able to slime the mystery celeb (this year it was Orlando Bloom!)! The host was Jack Black, and boy was he FUNNY! They ended up with 27 gallons of slime, wich was over the goal of 25 gallons, and they sprayed it on Orlando and Jack!

Watch next year for more SLIME and fun!

This is the FUNNIEST video I’ve ever seen on YouTube! I just HAD to show it! It also got 2.5 million views ever since it came on YouTube! This is MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, I found out last night that the line, “THIS IS SPARTA!!!” is from a movie that came out on 3/9/07 that is called 300. It sounds sort of dramatic too, doesn’t it? Search ‘300′ on YouTube, and click on ‘300 Trailer’. It’s really cool, too!

You gotta go on this website! It’s URL is www.askracheltheshow.wordpress.com, and it is great! My friends just made it. They’re just learning how to use WordPress, so don’t blame them if it looks a little run-down. I think it’s cute.

All you gotta do is ask either Rachel or Rachel1 a question, and they’ll answer it on their blog! I’ve asked them a few questions, and they haven’t been answered yet, but they will! You gotta give ‘em some time. They do get homework, ya know!

See ya with another web-review (maybe)!

The music in this video is awesome! It’s for the Mute City stage in Super Smash Bros Brawl. The song is for the one and only… Captain Falcon! Enjoy!

If the video doesn’t show up on this post, search the title of this post on YouTube.

I have a little problem that I wanna share with you. This might be a little weird, but if you happen to be an eye doctor, you might wanna read this. And, comment if you have anything to say.

On Monday, I had to go to the eye doctor for an exam, and he wanted my eyes dialated for the appointment (I use the spray, not the drops). The appointment went well.

My eyes stayed dialated for the rest of the day, but that’s not the problem. The problem is, that it’s been two days after the appointment, and my right eye is still dialated!! I had to stay home from school for two days because my eyes were sensitive to sunlight, and we happen to go outside for recess. Hopefully my eyes will be back to normal by tomorrow.

Any suggestions? Just comment.

You know how I was telling you about Smashtasm? Well, here’s a funny episode… that’s on Super Smash Bros Brawl! Please watch the video!! I’m pretty sure you’d know who the three characters on this video are, but lemme tell you anyway. The one in the overalls is the character you should know; Mario. The fox, is Fox McCloud, from the StarFox game. The last one, is Captain Falcon, from the F Zero GX video game.

See ya!

(Search the title of this post on YouTube. I couldn’t show the video because of post complications.)

Happy Easter! Isn’t Easter a wonderful holiday (If you’re any other religion besides Catholic or Christian, read this. You might learn a bit)? I think that we should take a look back about what Easter’s really about.

Most little kids, like from babies to about three year olds, think that Easter is just a fun holiday for kids with egg-hunts and the Easter Bunny. It is 5% of that, and it is 95% about Jesus’ rising. If you’re a different religion, here’s how it went;

1. Jesus was condemed to death.
2. Jesus starved for 40 days and nights.
3. The Last Supper.
4. Jesus carries cross to top of mountain.
5. Jesus is nailed to the cross.
6. Jesus suffers for 3 hours.
7. Jesus dies.
8. Jesus is taken off cross.
9. Jesus is put in tomb.
10. After 3 days (3rd day = Easter) Jesus is risen into Heaven.

If you already know all the steps, I have an important message just for you. Always worship God, pray, and go to Church, and you’ll go to Heaven. If you don’t celebrate Easter, try to learn more about different religions as well as your own. It can be very interesting to find out what other people worship, and what holidays they celebrate that have to do with their religion. Trust me. I’ve done it before.

See ya!

Yesterday, my e-mail address got fixed! Now you can e-mail me if you want to comment about anything on my blog! Sorry if this post is boring. Just look at more down below!

See ya!

Yesterday, the funniest thing happened (you might not consider it funny, but if you were there, you would)! We were trying to take a word, and use a more vivid synonym for the word. Then, we would use the word in a sentence. Jake wasn’t really paying attention, so when the teacher called on him, (the word was walk) he said the definition of the word! Do you wanna know what he thought the definition was? Moving your feet left to right. How pathetic is that? Plus, whenever Ms. Kruck told him what we were doing, he’d still say the definition of the word we were using! But, it makes sense, because he NEVER pays attention. He may as well go to detention!

I gotta run! My friend is sending me an IM. Bye peoples!

Yesterday was a Friday, right? Well, when some of my classmates were at chorus, the people who didn’t go to chorus were basically doing whatever they wanted to. But, my teacher was playing with a rubber band! Sooner or later, the assistant teacher (Mrs. Rosolen) decided to teach Ms. Kruck (my teacher) how to shoot rubber bands! It was just pathetic at first, but then it turned into a party! The reason why Ms. Kruck wanted to learn how to shoot rubber bands is because her cat absolutely loves rubber bands, and she wants to be able to shoot them at her cat so her cat can catch it.

When she finally got it, everyone cheered. But, her second shot hit my classmate (named Dan) in the chest! It was his problem, because he wanted to get hit. Another shot landed on the ground, and when Kaysie tried to grab it, it moved away from her, and she almost hit her head on the tabletrying to grab it! But, Dan got it anyway, before it came out of the classroom. Everyone was cracking up! That was the best Friday ever, besides the Last Day of School Friday.

Finally! The Pods guys came yesterday with everything that we had before the fire! My brother and I have all of our clothes back, and our stuffed animals, too! It’s like… toy heaven, or something. To tell you the truth, I thought all of my stuff was long gone. But, it’s all back, and I’m delighted! I guess missing breakfast was worth it.

The best part is, that we can just throw out all of the stuff that we don’t want! My favorite method is to give all of the crappy stuffed animals to Maestro. Obviously, he loves that method! You should see how much he loves tearing toys! Anyway, I’m just delighted.

See ya!

I can’t imagine how wild dog would be if there were no humans around to own them. Well, actually, I can. Maestro acts like the king of the house every second, minute, hour, day, month, year, all the stuff you can throw at me, he acts like king. It’s just amazingly impossible. I keep on asking my mother and father to use the money that our classes donated to us to buy a trainer for Maestro. Mom loves the idea, but when I ask my father, he says sure, but he never does it.

More about Maestro; he steals everything that he can get a hold of, and tears it apart! Like, my dad’s BlackBerry earphones. We just came home from the mall, and there you have it! Maestro is chewing on dad’s earphones. Boy, he was mad. He sent Maestro in his crate for at least an hour. But, you couldn’t help but feel sorry for him, because his face was so cute! He actually punishes himself when dad gives him ‘the look’. And another time, Kyle took a look into Maestro’s crate, and he saw candle wax inside of it! My mother was so horrified! Maestro then punished himself again. Plus, he even whines! Always, whenever hes not getting attention. It can really get nerve-wracking. All I need, is a dog trainer. If there is a dog trainer (or someone who knows how to handle a dog) reading this, please give me some tips.

Thanx a lot, peeps!

You wonder how God created all four seasons so beautifly, right? Today, is pretty much a blessing. I know it’s cold, but that shouldn’t stop us from admiring the beauty of a one-of-a-kind snowstorm. Plus, the snow is so fluffy and wonderful, I just love rolling in it. I’m just so bummed that our snowsuits aren’t coming untill tomorrow, and the snow’ll be melted by the time they come! Or, it’ll be icy. I don’t like ice. It completely ruins the beauty of winter.

Hopefully, the temputature will rise a few, so it’s not so cold. But, not so much that the snow’ll melt, just a little. With my dog running in and out of the house, I’m freezing. Plus, the office is right next to the kitchen, and that’s where the side door is, and that’s where Maestro runs in and out. Maybe I should get off my lazy butt and throw a sweater on.

I hope I can at least walk outside for a while. There is no way that we’re gonna drive to Dunkin’ Donuts or Starbucks in this kind of weather. Although… I am in the mood for some melted choclate-chip cookies from Starbucks.

Gotta go. Mom wants me to bring in Maestro when the plow comes. He always barks when someone comes here. Gotta run!

Hi guys! I decided to move this post to one of my other blogs! Go check it out! It’s an awesome video, by the way. Here’s the link; www.boytips.wordpress.com. By the way, this website is for boys only, so if you’re a girl, only look at the post with the title, Metroid Prime - Menu Theme. Thanx!

Ohmigosh. Paula Abdul has a new song! It took her at least a decade, but she’s finally done it! And, the work completely paid off! This song is (as Randy Jackson would say) da bomb! Plus, Randy Jackson is in the video too! Watch the video, please! It’s above the post.

The reason why Paula doesn’t dance too much in the video is because she had a back injury looooooong ago. Maybe in the 80’s. But, I wasn’t alive then, so my guess might not be accurate.

Thanx for reading!

In my school (I don’t know about yours) we always have a thing called “Winter Break”. It’s always the week after Valentines day. During that week, we have off from school! It’s that week right now, and I’ve had a blast (did you know that in some schools, Winter break is only Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and Monday?)! We went to the Danbury Fair Mall, we had our cousins over, and I get to stay up as late as I want! It’s too bad adults don’t get Winter break (well, adults that go to work).

Well, you’ll hear more from me soon.

Smashtasm is a video series found on YouTube. I hope you enjoyed the trailer that I put on this post. It tells you a lot about the whole series. There are only about 9 episodes up, but there will be A LOT more coming up. Be sure to watch the videos in order, because if you watch them randomly, they won’t make any sense whatsoever.

Be sure to watch Smashtasm on YouTube!

So, today is the day. It’s so exciting for me and my family. Even if none of the teams who are gonna play are our team, we still watch the Super Bowl for the awesome commercials. Well, today our home-team is playing in the Super Bowl, and we’re so happy about it! Can you guess which team it is?

If you had read one of my posts earlier on, you would’ve known that my team is the Giants. Plus, Jordin Sparks is going to sing the National Anthem (tell me if I spelled it wrong) and her dad used to be on the Giants. Another weird thing is that she lives where the Super Bowl stadium is - in Arizona! It must be pretty convienient for her, if you ask me. In my opinion, the Patriots are suckers. But, I’m still worried for the Giants because the Patriots have had a perfect season, and the Giants lost four games.

Give me your thoughts! Bye! Go Giants!!

There’s this awesome new song out called Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain. I think that almost every kid/teen/young adult has heard it. It is, like, the awesomest song ON THE PLANET. But, just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, it’ll probably wear off in a few months, which is SAD. I don’t know where the video is gonna be in the post, so I hope you like it!

See y’all soon.

After a long wait, it’s finally February! Lots of stuff happens in February, like Valentine’s Day, and Winter break, and lots of other stuff that I can’t remember. Just one thing stands out; February is so totally awesome! I really can’t think of anything else to write about.

See ya!

Ya know, there’s a weird thing about Mondays. I can understand why kids in school hate Monday, because it’s the first day back at school after a weekend too short, but for everyone, Monday seems gloomy. I really don’t get it. It’s just that, I guess Mondays are boring and tiring days.

I gotta git to school now. Bye!

As some of us may know, the football season is coming to a close, and the NFL always ends it with the Super Bowl. The two teams that will play eachother in the Super Bowl are the Patriots and the Giants. Tell me your thoughts about who should win. In my opinion, go Giants! Boo Patriots! Take ‘em down!

I wish I would’ve downloaded some pics of the Giants, but this post was short notice. See ya soon!

I just got a Wii (again) because of the fire. The fire DESTROYED my first-ever Wii. I would like to tell you how to use the Wii, and how fun it is! Feel free to comment anytime.

The Nintendo Wii is a game system that lets you become active during game play. The only all-active (meaning, every part is active) game on the Wii is Wii Sports. You can play five games; tennis, baseball, bowling, golf, and my favorite, boxing. My favorite is boxing because you get really active during boxing, because you have to actually punch with your Wiimote and Nunchuck (or Joystick).

There are many other games you can play on the Wii too, such as MySims, Metriod Prime 3: Corruption, or Super Mario Galaxy. But first, you must create a Mii.

Miis are the virtual ‘you’ on the Wii. To create your Mii, you must; click on the second icon, next to the one on the top-left corner. It will have many virtual-looking faces on it. Second, you pick your gender. Last, you start creating! There will be different symbols on the top of the screen. Each time you click on one, you can customize a different part of your Mii! THen, click Quit, and Save & Quit, and you’re done! Keep in mind, you can only make Miis with the P1 Wiimote, so you have to use that one in order to make another Mii. To make another Mii, all you do is click on the second icon on the Wii Home screen, and click on the top-left symbol.

If you are excited to get a Wii, check a whole bunch of game stores, because Wiis are very rare. See y’all soon!

Grace is a great book for Catholics and Christians. If you’re not sure about weather God is real, you can also give this book a shot. It’s… I guess for everyone. Even people who wanna learn more about the Catholic/Christian faith can read it! It’s sorta like Chicken Soup for the Soul (which I also reccomend).

So go on, you can pick up Grace if you want to! It’s a very good book. It starts it’s first reading on January 1st, and ends all the readings on December 31st. That doesn’t mean you have to put down the book on December 31st, though! Read it for the rest of your life, if you ask me!

Here’s the funny thing. In my last post, I wuzzn’t actually telling the truth. I though you might think it was so sad. But, I got the courage to say (technically, type) it.

I had a fire at my house. There, I said it. It was horrible. It was on Christmas day, too! Weird, right? Well, it’s all good now. I’m living in a rental home, and my regular house’ll be done in a year or so, if there are complications in the building process.

See ya!

Nice to see y’all again! I know I haven’t been around in a long time, so I wanted to say hello! I hope you all had awesome Holidays! Mine were interesting.

So, ya know about the whole, no more WordPress thing? I told my mom that I wouldn’t go on anyone else’s blogs, and she was convinced. If you tell me that’s there’s no inapropriate posts or pics, and there’s no cussing on your blog, I’ll see for myself. If it’s clear, I can go on.

Nothin’ new in my life so far. Just hanging out and chillin’.

Well, I’ll keep y’all posted!

I’m sorry it took so long for me to come on here. My mom happened to catch me on another blog that had a bad story on it. I was gonna scroll back up, but it was too late. So, I probably won’t be on anymore. I hope you all have great holidays!

Last night was the worst, but best night ever! It was the worst because it was the last day we will ever see Gareth. It was the best, because we all had fun, Emily came, and Grannie was leaving (Grannie is the WORST!!!!).

Noreen left us some of her plates, and one of her cups that she got from Ireland. The cup looks really pretty.

I don’t know why God tore Kyle and Gareth apart like that. Gareth was the first friend Kyle ever made. And, Gareth is a great boy. I consider him a friend of mine as well. And also, Kyle was crying last night because they were leaving. I didn’t because I didn’t know him as well as Kyle did. Hopefully, they’ll move back. And plus, over the summer, they’ll stay here at Ryan’s house, or Emily’s.

I hope that Gareth has a great life. Good-bye, Gareth.

The Way I Are by Timbaland, Keri Hilson, and D.O.E. is a very Matrix like song. It has a lot of voice changes in it, robotic sounds, and rapping (only at the end is where the rapping comes in). In my opinion, this song is THE best! You should check it out on iTunes, if you have an iPod. I’ll tell you about another song soon.

A few minutes ago, I went on a website called www.stupid.com. Don’t go on it. I’m telling you. You don’t want to. It has really stupid things. (Well duh!) But, they’re all DISCUSTING!!! Like, they had an egg separator. The egg yolk would come out of the nostrills of the face tht separates the eggs! They also had a Pregnant Lady Keychain. It was creeping me out! Another really weird thing that they had on there was called a Trash Trailor doll. The name of it was, ‘Pregnant Trash Trailor Doll’. It was horrifying! Well, bye! See ya later!

You know how everyone gets kinda freaked out when they see a bee? Well, I’m one of those people. Now, I’m extra freaked out whenever I see them, because of what happened at Ryan’s house.

Kyle, Gareth, Ryan, D.J. and I were playing Hide and Seek Tag Soccer. D.J. and I were it. Kyle, Gareth and Ryan came running twards me. I went to go tag them… “BUZZZ!!” I screamed, and ran inside. There was a bee right next to me when I was outside! When I got inside, I took one of my ‘tic-tac BOLD’ mints, and sat down at their table.

“Why the heck did Kelly run inside like that?” I heard Ryan ask.

“I dunno.” answered D.J.

Then, I heard a whimper. After that, a scream. Mom ran outside, and Kyle ran in yelling, “GARETH GOT STUNG BY A HORNET!!!!! GARETH GOT STUNG BY A HORNET!!!!!!”

“Oh my gosh! Is he ok-” I got interupted by Gareth’s screaming.

“Onion! Onion!! ONION!!!!!” he yelped.

Wait a second! I should tell you why he was screaming, “ONION!!” like that. He was sreaming onion because if you put a cut onion on a bee sting, the pain will go away instantly. Pretty convienent, huh? Now, as I was saying…

Mom ran inside with Gareth. He was clutching his lip. I was guessing that he got stung on the lip. As he was doing so, Mom got an onion out of the fridge, and put it on Gareth’s lip. While he held it on his lip, Gareth told us the whole story. Sooner or later, it was time to go to the pool. By the way, the reason why the hornet stung Gareth on the lip is because he was chewing sugar gum, and bees are attracted to sugar!

Later that day, Kyle got stung on the thumb by a Sugar Bee. Those bees don’t hurt. I know that because I got stung by a Sugar Bee before. Bye!

www.WONKA.com is a fun website where you play games to earn WillyBills, help Willy Wonka to find the Oompa Loompas the released an unauthorized candy, get stuff for your Avatar, and more! I’d reccomend it to anyone who likes fun and games. They have funny things on it, and you even get Will E-mails from the one and only… WILLY WONKA!!! I think you’ll find this website very interesting! Thanx!

Oh my gosh! High School Musical 2 comes on tonite at 8 on Disney Channel! I can’t wait! There’s gonna be singing, and dancing, and sports, and, almost everything! Even my bro can’t wait! My favorite song is ‘What Time is It?’! It’s a really great song, if you haven’t heard it yet.

Also, yesterday was my last day seeing Kyle’s and my best friend, Gareth. They’ll be moving to North Carolina on Monday, and we’ll never see them again. But, that night, I found out that my 5th grade teacher will be Mrs. Kruck. And, Kyle’s 3rd grade teacher will be Mrs. Mulligan. Mrs. Kruck is new, and new teachers are always really nice! Yay!

Woo hoo! My aunt and uncle are gonna sleep-over! They’ll be at my place by 4:00, and we’ll stay up until 11:00! They’ve never slept-over before, so this is really exciting. I… I just don’t know what to write! Well, they’ll go fishing tomorrow, so I’ll get some girl-time with the ladies. No more anoying brothers to get me down!

My uncle is a real jokester, and sometimes HE gets anoying too, just like the other men in the family. My uncle always sings olde time songs, (just like how ‘olde’ was spelled in his day) which gets even more agravating. But, I still love him. He’s a real card.

My aunt is very laid back. She got a Shih-Tzu last August. As you all know, her name is BabyGirl. She’s really cute, but whenever she sees Maestro, she freaks out. Now, back to my aunt. She’s a 1st grade teacher, too. Well, WILL be. Her 3rd grade class was nutso! And, whenever my aunt’s son, (or my 20 year old cousin) comes in, all of the girls look at him with dreamy eyes, and always linger around him, like he’s a ginourmous bag of cold, hard cash. What I’m saying is… THEY’RE CRAZY FOR HIM!!!!!!

Well, see ya!

Every year, (it doesn’t matter when) I have a dream having to do with Halloween. It’s the same every year. Here’s how it goes:

Every Halloween, there is a festival in Yorktown. There are people dressed up as monsters. My friends and I know that those monsters aren’t real people. They are, what they’re dressed up like. If you win a toy at the festival, you get to keep it, until the end of the festival. If you forget to leave your toy there, the monsters will come after you, to get the toy, and capture you. Then, they’ll wipe out your parent’s memories of what happened, and they won’t believe you when you tell then what happened.

So, Mom was walking Kyle and I over to the festival, so we could meet our friends there. My friends and I were planning an escape route to get away from the monsters safely. But, soon, it was 6:00. That’s the time when the festival ends. My friends and I started to run, but I was the only one who kept my toy. When I ran up my driveway, I stopped. I had finally noticed that I kept my toy! Then I saw the monsters climbing up my driveway, towards me. I screamed, and ran inside. Kyle was planning a battlestation there. I warned him that the monsters were coming. So we both ran outside, to confront those monsters. We didn’t see them anywhere, so we ran over to the bottom of the driveway. In the woods by the road, I saw Dad, and someone else. I ran over to them. But, I heard Kyle scream, “MONSTERS!!!!! THE MONSTERS ARE HERE!!!!!!” I ran over to Dad, but he was pulled away from me by the monsters. Then, the only person I knew I could trust was Dad’s friend. He picked me up, and I looked straight into his eyes. “You’re one of the monsters, aren’t you,” I said. he nodded, and his human suit came off. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!” I screamed. I tried to get out of his grasp, but I couldn’t. The guy ran into the road, and pinned me down. He showed me giant sharp teeth in his mouth. Then, I kicked his stomach…

Trust me. YOU don’t wanna hear the next part. It’s too… how do I say it? WEIRD.

Guess what, viewers? I’m going over the Colon’s house tomorrow, or Tuesday! The Colons are my realatatives. They just got a pool, and we’re going in it! I just can’t wait! They’re really nice, which makes it even more exciting!

Also, I’ll get to show my cousin Jillian my cell! She’ll be soooooo happy! I know because we’re kinda like twins. Bye!

Potential Breakup Song, by Aly and A.J., is probably one of the best songs I have ever heard. In the song, Aly sings about a boy cheating on her on her birthday. She is telling him that even though they broke up, he still can’t live without her. She, on the other hand, is sad that they broke up, and wants to get back together. Also, search their music video on www.mtv.com. You’ll love it!

A few minutes ago, I got home from the mall. We had just bought my dad a BlackBerry Curve for work, and guess who got his old phone? Me, me…… ME!!!!!! You can text-message people for free, and get cool ringtones for free too! I love it soooooo much! Also, when Kyle gets a cell, I can text him! You know, secrets and stuff. Well, see you, bloggers!

I have 4 pets, as you can see in the title. Maestro, is my dog. Actually, he’s more of a puppy, but he’s the size of a full-grown dog. He’s a German Shepherd, a Yorkshire Terrier, and a Shih-Tzu. But, he looks excatly like a German Shepherd. Nothing else. He’s very crazy. Trust me. But, he’s a pleasure to have in the house.

Now, next is Jordin. She’s a Golden Hamster. We got her last August. We actually got her for free, because they were selling free hamsters at the place that we went to. She was our first pet. Maestro, was our third. By the way, Jordin bit my finger twice. It only pinches. Don’t worry.

Next is Montie. It’s a snapping turtle. My dad found it on the driveway when it could fit in my palm. I’m calling him ‘it’, because we don’t know weather it’s a boy or girl. If it’s a girl, we’ll call it Montessa. Anyway, about it’s size. It was our 2nd pet, and it’s HUGE!!! It’s about the size of a speaker for a computer. And that’s, pretty big.

Last, is Bunjee. He was a goldfish, but about 3 weeks after we got him, he died. Oh well. You can’t have everything, can you.

Those, are all of my pets. See ya!

Yesterday, I was expecting to have my relatives sleep over, and to have fun with their dog, BabyGirl. But, my expectations were ruined. It turns out Aunt Gerri wasn’t feeling well, so they couldn’t come over.

Oh well. At lest I’m getting a cell-phone today, huh. But, if I had to choose between the two things, I would want my family to sleep over. Would you? I’m thinking you would, unless you’re really greedy. Really, REALLY greedy. Bye!

I have an idea set in my head about making a cool door, that reflects sounds away from the room that you’re in. I’m gonna call it, Reflecto-Sound Door. Do you like it? If you have any ideas to improve this door, than comment this post, or e-mail me @: kellylois@optonline.net. Thanx for your help!

Today, when my dad comes home from work, we’ll be going to the At&t store in the mall. He’ll get his BlackBerry, and I’ll get his old phone. The phone isn’t old, it’s actually quite new! But, he needs his BlackBerry for work reasons. My (to-be) cell, is all black. It has an older model that’s silver, by Cingular. But, as we all know, Cingular was taken over by AT&T. So, the newer model is by AT&T. Anyway, I hope the phone works well!

See you, bloggers!

Today was a pretty smooth-going day. I started it off waking up at 8:54 in the morning. I have to read every morning for 30 minutes, but my mom told me the night before that I should read for an hour. I know some of you are thinking, What a bummer. She has to read for an extra 30 minutes! Well, I don’t think it’s bad at all, because I’ve been reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows ever since the day it came out, and it’s great! I reccomend it! Anyway, I came downstairs at 11:00, to have breakfast.

After breakfast, I went on the computer for a little, and then I went back upstairs, to get dressed. When I finished getting dressed, Mom started to rush us out, when I hadn’t even brushed my teeth yet! But, that isn’t the worst of it! After lunch, I was gonna have a dentist appointment! Crazy, huh?

First, we went to HomeGoods, to get sheets and a quilt for our Murphy bed. Our aunt and uncle would be sleeping over in 2 days. Then, we went to the Jefferson Valley Mall, to have Burger King. After that, we drove to the eye-glasses store, to get my new frames. They looked great! After that, we went to the dentist. I had to get a filling. Lastly, we went to the A&P, to get some food. Kyle got all grumpy and groggy.

When we finally got home, we let Maestro (my dog) out to go pee. I called Dad to say hi, and tell him more about the BlackBerry phone. He’ll be getting one tomorrow. In the middle of the call, I found out that I would be getting his old phone! I was thrilled! Well, see you, bloggers!

I love the month of August. Wanna know some reasons why? 1. Because it’s almost time for me to find out who my teacher will be. 2. Because August is the hottest month of the year! (Not only because of the temperature) 3. Because…….. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!!!!!!!!! My birthday is August 31st. I’m soooooo extra crazy about it beacuse I might be getting a Flat-Screen TV for my room, or a pair of Uggs! (I want the TV more) Also, tomorrow, I’ll be getting a new sleek and stylish pair of glasses! I LOVE AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Saturday, I went over my Aunt Gerri’s apartment building with my family. Uncle Tim, and their shih tzu, BabyGirl, were also there. My cousin Timmy, was out in New York City, doing buisness. Kyle played with BabyGirl, while the ladies and I talked. Soon, we went to The Feast. The Feast is only held in the Bronx, were my Aunt and Uncle live. Luckily, The Feast is right down the block from their apartment, so we didn’t have to walk too far.

When we got there, there were thousands of people at every ride. There were mostly prize-winning booths, but there were a lot of fun rides. Then, I spotted a ride that I’d been on before. It was a spinning ride, were you stood up, and you spun really fast. Kyle and I went on, and we didn’t even get dizzy! Then, Uncle Tim went on an airplane ride where you go upside down with me. He got soooooo sick! His face was all green when we got off! So Uncle Tim could rest, we walked back to their apartment, and tried to log in our Webkinz that we got from The Feast. It didn’t work. After a few hours, we went to an Italian restaurant that was a few blocks away.

When we got there, I cout smell the delicious food. It made me even more hungry than before! I ordered Veal Marsala, and I tell you, it was the most delicious Veal Marsala that I had ever tasted!! But, before we got the food, cousin Timmy came! We were all sooo happy to see him! After the food was finished, we walked back to their house.

We stayed there for another few hours, and talked. At 9:00, we went back to The Feast, and stayed there till 11:00. It was so much fun!

When we got back to their house, we said our good-byes, and left.

Yesterday, before we went to the pool, the funniest thing happened! Mom was putting Kyle’s sun-tan lotion on, while I ate tortellini. Mom was putting on Kyle’s sunscreen outside, and I was inside with my dog, Maestro. In the middle of a mouthfull of food, I heard Mom scream. “GIANT BEETLE!!!” she yelled, while she ran away. Kyle jumped around like crazy! When I looked out the window, I saw how giant the giant beetle was! It was about 2 inches long, 5 centimeters tall, and 1 inch wide. Pretty big, on my part! Mom ran back over to Kyle and the beetle, and squished it with her flip-flop. But, it wasn’t quite dead, it was just turned over. It’s two hind legs were trying to bring their master right-side-up again. But they weren’t doing a good job. Mom called to me, “KELLY! GET A BIGGER SHOE!! BEFORE IT GETS UP!!!!” Kyle got inside first, and handed me the shoe. “Go get it!” I said, “I’m too scared. You do it!” I shoved the shoe into his hands, and he ran outside. I closed my eyes and heard a big “CRACK.” Then, I knew it was dead.

I had this dream a loooong time ago, but I think that I should share it with any bloggers: ‘One day, I was over on the sidewalk with a whole bunch of boys that were in my class this year. A boy named Patrick walked up to me. “Hey Kelly,” he called. “I dare you to send a spit-ball over to that fat lady that’s sleeping in her car!” “No problem,” I yelled back to him. He handed me a straw. I aimed, and spit! It went flying, and hit her cheek. Suddenly, without any warning, she woke up, stuck her pinky up her nose, and flicked a giant purple booger at me! “EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!” all of the boys yelled. I wiped off the booger, and a whole bunch of my friends came over to me. “Hey, Kelly,” one of them called. “Do you see that golden plate over there?” Yeah,” I said. “Well, I dare you to pick it up, and go inside,” she answered. I looked at he like she had 10 heads, but I did what she told me to. When I picked it up, I saw a giant hole, and rushing water at the bottom. “Well?” she exclaimed. I jumped down. For some reason, they came down with me. Water splashed onto my jeans. When I looked around, I saw that the walls were golden too, with Greek writing all over them. Meanwhile, I felt a little weird. At least, my legs did. I looked down at them, or……. it. I had fins instead of legs! So, I started to swim around. Then, I sensed that something was wrong, so I turned around. There, were 3 sharks staring right at me! I screamed, and swam away as fast as I could. But it was too late. I heard a big crack behind me, which came from my fins, and fell into darkness….’ Well, did you find that dream entertaining?

My brother, Kyle, is OBSESSED with Pokemon! It’s crazy! Whenever Kyle sees that there is a marathon of Pokemon episodes on Cartoon Network, he goes nutso, and askes my mother and I over and over again if he can watch some of it, or all of it! I mean, I understand that he’s fallen in love with it, (I’m in love with the Harry Potter series) but it’s way too much for me to handle. Tell me your thoughts, people!

Hey all you people out there! I have a show reccomendation! If you don’t watch it already, it’s called, ‘So You Think You Can Dance’. It’s on the same channel as ‘American Idol’. I know that channel as Fox 5. Anyway, it’s a show where people audition to become proffesional dancers. If they get in, they have to do dances that pro dancers choreagraphed, with a partener from the opposite sex. It’s a really fun show, and I’d reccomend it to people who love watching ALL TYPES of dance. Bye!

Today I went to the Shrub Oak Pool in Yorktown. Even though there were a lot of bees there, it was fun running away from them. I went swimming in the pool with my friend Emily, and my new British friend Olivia. She’s really nice. My bro, Kyle played with his friends, too. Me and my friends also went on the diving board. It’s really high up! There happened to be a bees nest there, so when I heard the bees, I ran screaming, and jumped into the pool. Bees won’t go in a pool, will they? Besides that, it was tons of action-packed fun in a bun!

I have to go. See you, people!